Now this is a contest I would love to participate in with the hope of becoming the laziest S.O.B. in the U.S. Jason Pisarik defended his title in this years sports-viewing marathon in Chicago at the ESPN Zone sports bar. Pisarik lasted for 39 hours and 55 mins, beating his previous record from last year which was a mere 32 hours. The prize for such a great achievement was nearly $5,000 worth of junk.
I don't think I could last this long watching sports, though I might be able to do so if it was other crap on the boob tube. Someone should create a similar contest except contestants should be forced to watch QVC or the Home Shopping Network. If anyone can survive watching these stations he/she deserves more than $5,000. Of course they would probably need to be put under suicide watch because no one should have to suffer that much.
The world record of consecutive hours of TV watched was 69 hours and 48 minutes.
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